Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute
John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight
John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight
by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021
Get the Brain Fartmug. Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024
Get the Fart Sharkmug. When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
Get the Date Fartmug. by monstercookiemoncher April 30, 2022
Get the fArtmug. Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
Get the Fart Vandalmug. by anonymous January 22, 2025
Get the As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted offmug. The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
Get the folding a fartmug.