Friend Zone

A term used to stigmatize women for not having reciprocate feelings towards someone who is "into them". It is intended to make females feel bad for not liking someone in a romantic/sexual way.

This girl just left me in the Friend Zone. What a tight ass she is for not being attracted to each and every male human being she knows. And she DARES to think it is fine for us to only be friends? I can't believe I've been nice to her all this time and she isn't even gonna sleep with me.

by HeimdallTheGatekeeper February 11, 2018

Friend of Linda

A queer vegan individual (particularly one who attends vegan drag brunches).

"Are you a Friend of Linda?" "Of course! Are you going to the Friends of Linda vegan drag brunch next weekend?" "For sure! See you there!"

by SXSZworld August 29, 2022

friends

something you don't have.

You don't have friends.

L

by GetFuckedM8 October 1, 2021

friend

that thing that follows you around and buys you shit, the walking piggybank, friends are shit and hate you but like you because you are bisexual, they are gay and like you, yet they act like donald trum/occasionaly obama.
the shit word for, severe cancer and aids with mental-disease

hi im your friend
you: dies of aids

by tescp May 8, 2019

Making friends

Something impossible; the act of conversationing till you reach the unknown point of “friends”

Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous.

Ok just as long as you are making friends.

by HUDYURBUDDY January 4, 2024

li'l friend

A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.

You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.

by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025

Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.

Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023