i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

Mr jelly farts

The best :D

Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss

by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022

fart burn

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.

"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."

by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022

Fart

A gas that is leaving your bowels that can cause blindness in the nose if inhaled.

Shit bro, who farted?!

by toeeater69 July 9, 2021

Feral Farting

We fart in small leather pouches to throw at the british

The act of taking a leather pouch of the desired personal size, breaking wind within, and throwing them at other human beings.. particularly those of Britain.

I can't wait to go Feral Farting with you guys later

by xW0lfy January 25, 2022

fart carrier

When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.

Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one

by Cacity July 14, 2019

right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010