dick johnson

when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.

"stop cheating dick johnson. "

by woooooooowww January 27, 2019

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

Chomp Dick

A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.

My name is Tyler Waldron and I received CHOMP DICK.

by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018

Ferry Dick

A person (normally drunk) who throws up on a ferry boat late at night.

I got puke on my shoe by some ferry dick when I was coming home from Put In Bay

by Ohio guy 71 August 30, 2018

diz dick

when your dick goes small after sniffing too much diz also known as mdma

person 1:oi look m8 my dicks gone well small
person 2:ye cuz you sniffed all that diz n got diz dick

by kill_yourself_you_cunt September 2, 2018

dick desperate

Being really desperate for sum dick

Shut yo dick desperate ass up!

by Maven82 September 11, 2018