A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
by DJ Dash September 12, 2021
When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
"You stand in the presence of the Princess of Zaun, the rightful owner of"blue peach looks so pretty", the puffski of great Summoner's rift, protector of the hollowing abyss, the serial killer of Zhenjiang Vinegar, the mother of PP, the Uncried, the destroyer of a giant baby."
by Not Lzm November 23, 2021
When a man doesnt wash his penis for a few weeks he gets a build up of schmeg. He then creampies a woman and all the schmeg oozes out - The "Mcflurry"
by Branman69 March 17, 2020
Getting arrested. When the men in blue put you in cuffs. What's black and blue and red all over? You me, and the cops, too. It is often used as a threat. Often specifically racist, or geared towards protestors, or people who know too much.
by woop.derrinis May 03, 2024
by BigBoyHyndman December 30, 2020
Dipping your penis into 100 octane aviation fuel (has a blue tint) then proceeding to penetrate her as she ascends physically from the burn and mentally from the fumes. Extra points if done while airborne.
by Tyga the Creator July 20, 2023