cat

some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup

cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard*
Human: FUCK

by BurnedEggs September 2, 2019

Cat

A fat, lazy and selfish creature that eats and sleeps day in day out

by Small dog October 5, 2019

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

Let's get cat-cat-catted up!

Giulia got catted on her birthday.

by Shirata December 28, 2007

Bread dough, floof, fluff nugget, floof n’ poof, loaf, bun, bread, almighty god that rules over us all.

Person 1: I love my cat so much!
Person 2: didn't they just scratch your eye out?!
Person 1: yep! Like I was saying! Loveeee my cat!

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.

May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.