Blue Blumpkin

A blumpkin in a porta-john.

That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.

by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018

Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh

Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."

by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021

Blue

The best color to an addiction colour

Iman is addicted to the colour blue

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

Blue

Gay

What are you, blue?!

by RawRamens October 1, 2023

Blue giraffe

Trent fingering Gina aggressively and make her squirt on his face

The Blue giraffe crossed the road.

by Barthomeal February 28, 2023

Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler

Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”

by pocketmuffin24 July 3, 2020

Blue Vessel

When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.

Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!

by Doodles is Hung November 4, 2019