Shower Cheese

Cheese that is enjoyed in the shower.

Yum, I'm really enjoying this shower cheese.

by phi1g00d July 21, 2025

Cheese Pavilion

1. Light roofed public structure in which gourmet cheeses are often consumed.

2. Term of endearment for an individual who has been helpful, particularly in an eccentric or unasked-for manner.

Now darling let's head over to the cheese pavilion, I hear they've some extra matured Blue Wensleydale there that's absolutely to die for!

Thank you William for so enthusiastically reciting the Zimbabwean national anthem thrice over to us all, you're a real cheese pavilion (who can stop now)

by Charlemagne1993 February 23, 2017

Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Act of Oral sex when the woman attracts all your cheese smegma on her lips and you both make out with her and 2 other people right after while maintaining the cheese on your lips passing it down

Erick G: Hey lets play Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Erick E: Sure im so down

by Spookyluvcheesenodiddy444 April 29, 2025

no cheese on the table

all bark and no bite, when someone is bluffing

"Man said he was gonna whoop me, but I think he's got no cheese on the table!"

"Yeah doig, yain't got nun to worry bout!"

by SpinklePantz March 3, 2021

Neck Cheese

When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.

Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"

Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"

by Cum glaze megga cum glaze March 20, 2024

Grilled Cheese Polyamorous

when you feel equally about all variations of a particular thing (mostly applicable to food, potentially applicable to other things with variation)

What type of soup is your favorite soup?
Oh, I’m grilled cheese polyamorous towards soup!

Do you like dark or milk chocolate more?
I think I’m pretty grilled cheese polyamorous about chocolate.

by MachoNacho420 May 8, 2024

Cheese grinder

Using a cheese grader on your testicles.

Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.

by Your muthor February 20, 2022