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Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
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monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED
if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015
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kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
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monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?
by Sexydimma November 28, 2013
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Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.
We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.
by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013
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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
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