jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

Jack Purvis

Monster penguin that waddles everywhere, with disproportionate head. Has huge balls and the smallest cock. Looks like he cane straight out of The Lord of The Rings.

“You know that kid Jack Purvis.”
“Yea he gave me aids last night.”

by Gloryhole420 August 16, 2020

Word jacked

Stealing someone’s favorite phrase of the person they are madly in love with

Woman: “I love you fucktart”
Man: “I love you too fucktart”
Woman: “hey that’s my word”
Man: “you just got word jacked”

by Tiksib April 15, 2019

'Gander Jack

Basically a Michigander Jack o' lantern. It is a Jack O' Lantern carved from a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. The original jack o lantern in the folklore was a parsnip so it continues the tradition. Sometimes the leftover parsnip trimmings are used to make Pastys which are a regional dish

I carved some 'Gander Jacks with my parents last weekend. Our porch is looking very festive now and we made some kick ass Pastys

by BabyShrekdoo-doo-doo-doo September 12, 2022

Twitter-Jack

When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.

Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.

Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!

Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?

Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?

by Thumper007 November 27, 2012

Jack fox

A very nice kiddie / or man that is a lover of the film drive and loves pb and J sand witches . Jack fox is also best friends with Ryan goslings gold fish that he stole in 2014 and is a good friend . Jack fox has a bad side though and is a registered sex offender.

I’m friend is better than yours his name is jack fox

by The real jack fox October 29, 2019

Jack Sparrow

KAPITAN!

Do you know Jack Sparrow?
KAPITAN Jack Sparrow!

by Omgwtflol.123 December 29, 2019