The worse and most deadly succubus this world has seen, being far more evil than satan, far more lustful than Slaanesh, and far more diseased than Nurgle, beyond an avengers level threat, she has threatened to find her friends nephew who is barely of legal age, just to fuck him, and having done it with 1000 men, in just one day, planning to go for 2000 men in the same amount of time, with no rules, no safe word, no regard for her own life or the herds of sheep-men marching toward their doom, if any man on your life mentions interest in participating, or interest in her in general I urge you to make them seek help, from a therapist and a priest, for lust incarnate has taken hold upon their soul, and if you can not, either from them not listening or you not having the funds or means to, then kill him, for death by stabbing or gun or infinitely more merciful than them having their body split in two by all the diseases they WILL contract from Bonnie Blue.
Person 1:Yo dude did you see Bonnie Blue is doing a two thousand man challenge?
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
by Oxorgan luvor June 12, 2025
Get the Bonnie Bluemug. A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
Get the Keurig blue light specialmug. The act of getting emotionally and romantically invested in one of your high school teachers, can also be used as the code-name for said teacher.
"I heard Cheyenne Blue Falconed the new biology teacher"
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
by Jett_Fart October 5, 2015
Get the Blue Falconmug. The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
Get the Blue Meatloafmug. The act of one setting their fluctuance on fire. The methane from the fluctuance when exposed to fire turns the flame various shades of blue.
A term used mainly in the north east portion of the United States that gained popularity in the 1980's and 1990's when young teens discovered they could stay warm in the cold winter months by lighting their fluctuances on fire.
A term used mainly in the north east portion of the United States that gained popularity in the 1980's and 1990's when young teens discovered they could stay warm in the cold winter months by lighting their fluctuances on fire.
by BradyD February 28, 2023
Get the Blue Devilmug. Guy 1: Hey bro search up blue waffles you will be amazed
Guy 2: alright
5 seconds later
Guy 2:bitch what the fuck
Guy 2: alright
5 seconds later
Guy 2:bitch what the fuck
by timerline April 14, 2022
Get the Blue wafflesmug. by Storytelr December 6, 2018
Get the Uncle bluemug.