Cat

Cute, furry little friends that are only for a selective few. Cats are real bitches, often rolling over indicating you to pet their belly then proceeding to scratch your eyes out when doing so. But, if they find the right person, you will literally never need anything else. They purr when laying on you to heal you and they can be the most lovable creatures you ever meet. Make sure to feed them or they will ignore you and never EVER rub their bellies <3 unless they consent

Cat person 1: yea I have like 3 cats
Cat person 2: No way! I have 3 cats too, they're the best!

by alien_b!tch November 22, 2021

Jeremy The Cat

noun

A funny cat man who falls in love with people online.

Jeremy The Cat is quite weird.

by dictionary.com official websit August 29, 2021

chuck the cat

Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.

Chuck the cat is always chasing them dogs.

by Mindtrikz December 9, 2022

Three Cats Back

A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of there now being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)

Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...you can call me Mr. Three Cats Back!

by BWB December 28, 2007

Cat

Ur best friend

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by Kitty000 February 26, 2022

fat cats

A fat or obese cat that needs to be generally chonked and squished to keep healthy and fat. Feed sashimi every three hours to keep extra fat. Too fat? That is not a thing. Go away.

My fatty catty!
Definition of fat cats: A incredibly fattos cattos

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.

Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."

by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024