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slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013
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The system is down

Heyy what happened to my website?
The system is down yo!
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Top down

When doing group meetings, classes or presentations online and clear off all the junk from table level and pile it on the floor so it is not seen. People that don’t normally work from home have to scramble to do this after a colleague lets them know how bad the pile of dishes, clothes, clutter...looks in the background.
Online classes are such a pain. My bff told me I have to do a top down and put everything on the floor so I don’t look like a slob.
by The Original Tankboy March 27, 2020
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Ho-Down

When two single women fight over the same married man.......
Ms. Monica Lewinski and Ms. Paula Jones, got into a Ho-down outside of the White House, while Bill smoked a cigar and tooted his trumpet....
by TwistedFister August 15, 2016
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down foot

Same as top and tail....

The act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed....
The boys sleep head to toe, aka down foot....
by Gemini618 August 3, 2019
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Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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In and out up and down

oh daddy i want you to fuck me in and out up and down so hard
by idklife_orsum June 15, 2021
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