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meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.
I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.
by endoxis December 23, 2014
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Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.
"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"
by Ehwhy August 11, 2020
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Chainsaw fart

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.
“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”
by w33dhead November 2, 2022
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Pussy fart

Oh shit I just had a pussy fart
by U thought December 15, 2018
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fart wrestle

Sex with a women who is prone to queefing.
Me and the wife fart wrestled last night
by TheFartWrestler February 3, 2018
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Fart Bubble

When you FART and there is a little bit left in yo boody hole and feels like a BUBBLE!!
Person 1-*farts* o my goosh

Person 1- oop- i got a little fart bubble still up in there

Person 2- chile anyways so....
Michael Jackson- HEHE
by A BOODY HOLE November 27, 2020
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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
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