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Kyle’s Mom Syndrome

Getting incredibly angry over the slightest offensive image
Lin: Look, I accesorized my protogen!
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome
by Bambianca January 25, 2022
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extended palm syndrome

a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.

judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
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Auric Skeet Syndrome

A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.
"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."
by The Mumbling Manchildren October 29, 2017
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Middle School Syndrome

“Middle School Syndrome” Means people who does Middle School shit. Basically indicating people who are only in relationships for clout/attention.
Middle School Syndrome example: “oh I’m taken 11-11-19, I love him/her 😘❤️🥰😘😍😘🥰😍😘❤️🥰😍😘”
by FMJR November 8, 2019
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ID-GAS Syndrome

Noun:
Pronounced I-D-GAS Syndrome. not id-gas

Abbreviation for "I don't give a shit"

"I don't give a shit" syndrome is the vulgar term for senioritis and other times in a person's life when he or she does not care about the given task or topic.

Although it is mainly for seniors about to graduate college (or high school), it could be used by any student at the end of the semester, or others who are just not interested in the given scenario.
Professor: "Good luck with finals"
Student 1: "Thanks. I'm gonna need it. I have ID-GAS Syndrome."
Professor: What's that?
Student 1: "I don't give a shit syndrome".
Professor: "Oh..."
by DEL83183 April 19, 2009
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corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins, minerals and other essentials. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues such as diabetes and cancer. Chronic food poisoning combined with malnutrition.
“In looking at the consumers that frequent standard “Grocery” stores, Super-Stores, convenience stores, and exemplified by the photographs of those that frequent one of America’s largest superstore, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS, as they are fat, sick, and nearly dead from eating toxins and never having nutrition.”
by Greg M. Houck June 5, 2018
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Thomas Coffey Syndrome

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.
James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
by Notleks_ November 20, 2019
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