two in the cunny, one in the runny

the pointer and the middle finger in the Vag and the pinky in the bum hole where the runny poo comes from!

Spook thinks that two in the cunny, one in the runny is funny

by Spooka1234 October 10, 2009

One sided beef curtain

A pussy that has one larger lip that folds over neatly , almost like a trap door

"Mike's ex-wife has a one sided beef curtain!!!"

by rancidcolon August 26, 2011

This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

by TNT June 25, 2004

bee in one's bonnet

a particular notion, especially a fantastic or eccentric one

I think he had a bee in his bonnet about the party (example of bee in one's bonnet)

by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2010

Pissing in One's warm spot

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015

Swift one off the wrist

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014

there is one imposter among us

The saying that is on top of the crewmates (which are not among us so sus) when it reveals someone's role in among us when someone actually starts the god damn game after all the people in the server are begging them to start and the host is afk so they all leave and the host is a loser.

Shhhh.! You are crewmate. There is one imposter among us.

by Ducks are so superior July 5, 2021