by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024
Get the Mrs. Johnston's new hatmug. the act of grabbing a pidgeon off the street and using it as a sex toy while the claws that stick out sound you
by markymark122333 July 3, 2025
Get the The New York Special #2mug. by ityttv November 5, 2019
Get the News station n penetrationmug. New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror
1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!
2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!
3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!
4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!
5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!
3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!
4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!
5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
by _emmv_ March 31, 2025
Get the New hair syndromemug. When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
Get the New-Phone Theorymug. A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.
The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.
The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.
by The A-League Show November 27, 2012
Get the The New Coach Effectmug. 