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Mrs. Johnston's new hat

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?
by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024
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The New York Special #2

the act of grabbing a pidgeon off the street and using it as a sex toy while the claws that stick out sound you
by markymark122333 July 3, 2025
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News station n penetration

going on a random new-station while penetrating if you know what i mean (:
john likes news station n penetration when he's board of Netflix and chill.
by ityttv November 5, 2019
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New hair syndrome

New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror
1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!

2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!

3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!

4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!

5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
by _emmv_ March 31, 2025
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New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
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new dick

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old
by Wow girly April 11, 2020
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The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.
A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.
by The A-League Show November 27, 2012
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