string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 06, 2019
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ride and cheese

When a women is riding a male and he screams I’m gonna cut the cheese as he busts inside of her
Girl 1: Omg guys last night me and Gary tried to ride and cheese and it was so hot.
Girl 2: Me and Nathan have to try this
by Alexis Burns August 31, 2021
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Kidi-Cheese

Kidi-Cheese is a delighted snack by most. It has 3 meanings. The first is a sexual position (Wanna hit that Kidi-cheese this time?) , The second is a way of asking for cheese to eat such as ('GIVE ME THE CHEESE WOMAN') And the third is a small rapper with the song 'Industry baby' and 'Fortnight victory royal'
Person 1- "Hay babe wanna do some Kidi-cheese?"
Person 2- "Sure babe you wanna go top or bottom?"
Person1- "No I mean the rapper."
by _koala_ January 29, 2022
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do not get cheesed

Famous term used by the world's best bowser, LeoN
LeoN jumped from the ledge, he warned you earlier, "Do not get cheesed"
by W1LFRD May 18, 2021
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cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
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