I will fuck you up!

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too

Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!

by noladoc April 26, 2014

I know that feel bro

Having endured a similar experience as the person you are conversing with.

Guy 1: Son of a hawk! Three misses in a row!
Guy 2: I know that feel bro.

by FauxShou August 25, 2011

I can has cheezburger

a website (icanhascheezburger.com) featuring many user-created images of lolcats, as well as other animals, like lolbunnys and lolruses (walruses). Most are images of animals, especially cats, with lolspeak captions.
Some running themes are: Lolrus' "bukkit," ceiling cat and basement cat, and other general mayhem.
I Can Has Cheezburger also has a spinoff site called "I Has A Hotdog," which features loldogs.

Caption on a picture of a very happy looking gray lolcat reads:
"I can has cheezburger???"

by Katinthehat1414 April 19, 2008

i aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 20, 2022

I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

I love you more

When you simply love someone more than they love you .

Sarah: I love you

Marty: I love you too

Sarah: I love you more
Marty: I don't think so baby

Sarah: Umm... Let me check urban dictionary .. Yeah no , it says I love you more .

by Sarah Booty H. April 27, 2014

I fucked your dad

the ultimate diss/comeback nobody has anything to say to it, coined my an lloydminster native Matt Schneider

Person 1: "fuck off dickhead"
Matt Schneider: "I fucked your dad"
Person 1: "uhh..."

by Fergie55 February 19, 2015