Andy Brown

The richest man in all of owensound. Smokes ass and eats grass. Gives a mean western grip hand job too.

Stranger: wait, are you Macaulay Culkin?
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.

by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh April 1, 2022

Houghton Brown

Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.

Person 1: what did you do to them

Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown

I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Brown Masking

Wiping your butt with a facial mask and making somewhere wear it on their face afterwords (Brown Masking or A Brown Mask)

Jason gave Sam a Brown Masking after the gally.

by Mak19993 April 2, 2022

Brown Out

When a person falls asleep or passes out while on the toilet, specifically taking a shit.

Mike has been in the bathroom for an hour, I think he had a brown out.

by weaponsgradevanilla November 13, 2022

Brown Squish

Another word for Fecal Matter.

The boy had "brown squish" all over his butt!

by Kissin Kate Barlow August 25, 2008

Brown icing

When hard while taking a shit and stroking your dick to cum at the same time as the shit comes out

I became horny while shitting and decided to shoot brown icing in the toilet.

by WWfuck November 26, 2018

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017