Heavy Phone Syndrome

Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!

Also by Princess Weirdo

Also still didn’t get into my account

VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!

DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?

VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!

DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?

VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!

PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!

DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.

by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022

Hallmark Movie Syndrome

Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.

Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.

by Eddy L January 27, 2023

Boltzmann pussy syndrome

The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.

“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy”

by Pilk_man March 11, 2022

Little man Syndrome

Being short an angry.

He had little man syndrome, but he was just mad at all u sinnahs.

by MineOwedWu's February 28, 2021

scrawny kid syndrome

A high schooler who thinks they are big because small muscles show through them because of there fast metabolisms. But they in fact struggle at large amounts of weight.

Eugene has scrawny kid syndrome.

by KALEITE99 November 3, 2017

The f.a.g rose syndrome

The fag rose disease a condition only 1 in 7 billion have ,current patient being the wild tia rose . it is a genetic mutation where u have the desire for feet and mutts and have a face to match also one major symptom being a lying cow who lied to her bestie and another falling in love with zoo animals if you or anyone you know has this Rare condition go to your GP for a full checkup
A new common symptom:having a desire towards infants and kiddies

“I’ve had a thing for feet recently.”

“Maybe you have the f.a.g rose syndrome.You should get yourself checked at the gynaecologist?!”

by Tranny rose November 14, 2021

Southern Belle Syndrome

The competition between two Southern belles to impress a native of the North.

Angela is a victim of Southern Belle Syndrome. She totally sabotaged me when I was introduced to that new transfer student from Columbia!!

by Missy. CC November 8, 2013