Teh Fuck

A saying for when you are at lack of words

upon seeing his wife's new hair cut, Jimmy uttered the great words of any speechless man, "Teh fuck..."

by TehUberPope February 8, 2007

Fucking fucker

Someone who fucking fucks.... Fucking is a verb so it just tells you that the "fucker" is doing just that. Fucking. He is often found being a noob. Or when you yell at someone and you have nothing better to say than "YOU FUCKING FUCKER!!!"

Dillon: I cought a fish that was this big.
Jesse: I counght a fish that was thiiiiiis big!
Nolan: My ASS!! you fucking fuckeR!!! I got one this big!!!!!!!!
Dillon: Nolan, but your penis away and show me your fish...

by Zor zor April 17, 2007

Fuck biscuit

A girl who is so good to fuck you don't even care if she makes you pancakes in the morning.

"Hey man, did you have breakfast this morning?"
"Nah. I had all I could handle with my little fuck biscuit last night."

by Graham nation July 16, 2013

fuck chop

Someone who is an idiot or has done something stupid that illicits immediate ire and irritation.

That asshole just cut me off. What a fuck chop!

by TheLibertine January 30, 2010

pig fuck

Very similar to cluster fuck, but has the additional benefits of debased those involved even further by implying that they are a fat, smelly, wet disgusting lard ass.

by uncle bob April 3, 2003

dutch fuck

to light a cigarette from the ember of anothers' cigarette.

I lost my lighter, give me a dutch fuck, would you.

by stanko korov December 13, 2007

donkey fuck

When one (or more) fellows participate in an act of beastiality involving a donkeys huge mega-dick. When Donkey-Fucking, one does not give it to the donkey most times, they usually suck/get butt fucked until the beast deposits a healthy load of semen into their ass/mouth

"Did you hear about the Donkey Fuck in the Red Sox locker room? Yeah, you can definately notice Manny Ramirez waddling to first base while clutching his ass. Yeah."

by Chris Steinke August 12, 2005