I'll eat your cat

person who wants to eat your cat #emo

cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*

by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022

Jelly Cats

A great person who is always there for their friends and helps alot when you're going through stuff. An all round great person who you are lucky to be friends with! They also love gore

Person 1: Jelly cats is awesome!
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?

by DragonQueen 75829 November 15, 2022

Cat Flaps

Vagina lips

My cat flaps are itchy.

by AnonymousLlama63 November 15, 2022

stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022

ava cat

A person with a really hard name to make nicknames for but I've made a couple. She's hilarious and is one of the nicest people you know. No matter what you think about yourself she always tells you that you're good enough. She is pretty and you enjoy hanging out with her whenever you get the chance. If you're her friend you are most likely counting down the days until she's ungrounded. She also has a fat cat and doesn't mind sharing it with people she likes.

person 1: shes a real ava cat
person 2: yeah shes great

by maddi dog November 16, 2022

Cats

God's little fur babies who get too much hate and not enough love sadly but hey, they rule the internet

Person 1: Cat's are stupid
Person 2: Yah, they're the stupid ones. Maybe the stupid one is the one who likes dogs better than cats. The one who doesn't realize that cats are and will always be God's greatest creation. You know what, I hope you burn in hell
Person 1: Ummm....I....i'm sorry. I didn't realize you would take this so seriously
Person 2: Burn in hell!!!

by BananuCats November 17, 2022

cat

a cat is a cat, a cat does miau and we love that

Oh its a cat

by Mr.Kalix November 18, 2022