Pulling a Strick

1. When you're the slowest of all slowpoke faggots. You take a year to catch on to things like every meme ever.

2. When you samefag harder than anyone ever.

3. When you act like you know a lot about something like guitars when you really don't

4. When your asshole fills up with Santorum.

The following are situations in which you are Pulling a Strick.

1. "Dude guys, have you heard of this thing called Dubstep? LOL it is so cool!"

2. "I'm going to listen to your favorite bands, watch all your favorite movies and talk about all the things that you do so I can be JUST LIKE YOU"

3. "Lol I can play chords. I'm fucking awesome."

4. "My asshole is filled with Santorum!"

by Jim0501 May 8, 2011

pulling a schuster

to flirt with a girl and get her to like you soooo muchhh!....but then you go off and find another girl and do the samee thingg over and overrr again!

YOU CANT EXPLAIN PULLING A SCHUSTER. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT YOURSELF.

by JHGLHJGTUYG June 24, 2010

Pulling a Tommy

When you lie about an experience in the aim of boosting your social status.

Person 1 - "Dave turned up late to the sesh last night claiming he had been painting David Beckhams shed!"

Person 2 - "Na man his just pulling a Tommy ... Connie told me he was following her around all afternoon again"

by The Chosen Twat November 4, 2016

Pull a Jess

The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.

- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!

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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!

by Ulvain February 25, 2008

pull-a-pelch

from the latin: To pull a pelch. To take a situation where the possibility of sex is guaranteed, and for some reason, voluntary or not, succeeding in NOT having sex with that person.

Why didn't you go back to her house? -I Pulled a Pelch and told her I had to study.

by bonnepoutine January 18, 2005

Pulling a Jimmy

Pulling a Jimmy is when a person knows that he or she has an important event to attend and the night before the big event, they will go out and party too much. The next day while nursing a bad hangover the person in question will decide to blow off the event due to "Pulling a Jimmy". It is named after a person named Jimmy who has been known to do this numerous times.

Jimmy is invited to his 40th Birthday BBQ. The night before he goes out and gets smashed. The next day he decides that he is much too hungover to attend his own Birthday BBQ. So jimmy himself is again Pulling a Jimmy.

by Dick Hollywood January 9, 2008

tractor pull

another word for brown frown or skid mark on one's skivvies as a result of overactive bowels

Donald's tractor pulls in no way compare to the laundering nightmare of Karl's brown frowns.

by HD Shell October 11, 2004