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Yo mom

Yo mom
Person 1:yo mom is so fat shes part of both Sides of the family.
Person 2:stfu
by Ihmssm December 17, 2023
mugGet the Yo mommug.

UR MOM GAY

Lots of Aunestis(Honestys) say this saying.
Brother:Hi!
Aunesti:Do you want to know something cool?
Brother:Su-..
Aunesti:UR MOM GAY!
by @$$ <3 May 10, 2022
mugGet the UR MOM GAYmug.

Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021
mugGet the Mom cannibalismmug.

web mom

A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant
Sarah is web mom filth
by Mrkrabbs96 March 5, 2017
mugGet the web mommug.

Mom-ness

The amazing quality in all moms that lets them do every thing at once.
My mom used her inner "mom-ness" to make dinner when we had nothing in the fridge.
by Kid president fan October 2, 2020
mugGet the Mom-nessmug.

ur mom

A very funny and shit way of responding to your idiotic friends
Person 1: guess what I did last night?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: I Went To The Pub
Person 2: And I Went To Ur Mom
by YourmomXDLikes you February 15, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.
Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*
by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022
mugGet the Ur mom is greenmug.

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