by qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgmznxbcv1029 April 6, 2022

Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids
by Kirkland94 September 21, 2021

by eating kids since 2006 March 17, 2022

by The Definition Pro 😎 September 18, 2023

Nick: Damn, look at the can on that chick.
Mark: Whoaaaa, shit is a fattie. Mike, you see that?
Mike: Shit I missed it. I was texting my Mom. We are gonna go to the Petting zoo once she gets off her shift at the diner.
Nick to Mark: Why is Mike always brining Mom talk into our conversations? Shit is weird. Like mother son porn.
Mark: Whoaaaa, shit is a fattie. Mike, you see that?
Mike: Shit I missed it. I was texting my Mom. We are gonna go to the Petting zoo once she gets off her shift at the diner.
Nick to Mark: Why is Mike always brining Mom talk into our conversations? Shit is weird. Like mother son porn.
by S Dubz September 24, 2019

Mom is bossy
by FaZe h1ghsky1 October 27, 2019
