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Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.
by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024
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Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.
by niquil July 2, 2021
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A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.
Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.
by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025
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biggest bullshitter of all time

Caleb C is the biggest bullshitter you will ever meet! He will say false things and lie! Beware of his bullshiterness it’s insanely hard to deal with. He is French so that could be why…
by Soapysoph August 23, 2023
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safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!
by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005
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story time

"Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.
Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?

Bob: Not sure yet, why?

Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.

Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.

Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.

Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!

Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023
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The phenomenon where you have low self-esteem due to screen time limits imposed by your parents, usually if your screen time limits imposed by parents are the strictest amongst all your classmates
With this screen time—self esteem syndrome, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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