You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .

Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …

by Wende October 19, 2023

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Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.

Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe

by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025

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What can I do sometimes

The phrase was used by a former national team coach (Fatih Terim) in an interview. Though grammatically wrong, it entered the Turkish daily language as a way of meaning "there is nothing to do about this" and it is being used in English.

next stop: everything is something happens. :)

X: Abi internet çalışmıyor, maili atamıyorum. (Dude, the internet is not working. I can't send the mail)
Y: What can I do sometimes.

by damlitaa July 2, 2024

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Do a CJ

The act of attempting to set a volleyball only for it to fall through the setters hands and hit them directly in the face.

How do you do a CJ every practice? Isn’t your whole job to set the ball?

by LuckyNum7 October 18, 2025

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do lunch

A "do lunch" is an stuck up, professional with an anal attachment to regulations and trivial details.

I fell and ripped my tights this morning, and my boss just gave me a speech about "office-appropriate wear" and "responsible professional appearances" she is so do lunch.

by NoNoNope May 14, 2015

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