Nooby Dick

A numb penis a embarrassing subject to talk about

Female: Omg my Husband has the noobest dick in all of oz!
Male: Hunny you shouldn't mention my nooby dick

by PussyHandler369 December 13, 2018

Dick bitch

a conceited guy who thinks he's the shit

Is that Micah? He looks like such a dick bitch

by Oldperson January 6, 2019

Rich Dick

A wealthy man who is a jerk

Look at that rich guy, he's such a rich prick. A Rich Dick

by Zike93 January 15, 2019

dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

wonk dick

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.

Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."

by wonkdick June 17, 2018

dick gummy

a game played by two or more gay men where the onject of the game is too see who will lose a boner first. The men first stand in a circle and whip out their cock and try to get a boner, whomst ever loses the boner first will be declared the "straight dick gummy" for at least a week.

gay man 1: YOU GUYS TRYNA PLAY DICK GUMMY?
gay man 2: YOU KNOW IT (winks)

by @sucks.at.life June 20, 2018