flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..

Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..

by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018

Dick Lamp

A person who is easily arroused

a person (mostly male) who is a dick or jerk.

"Yo dude, you see millo last night? what a dick lamp!"

by BadB*tch June 8, 2018

Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020

Dick rider

Someone who rides on anyone’s dick but only if there name is rider

Brad is such a dick rider

by Beantai April 9, 2021

Ian dick

Is smaller than my pinky nail looks like Jerica Nichole and other ugly bitches...

Rowen said ian dick is a look a like of a vagina

by Fuckface1208 May 20, 2018

Brent's Dick

A non-traditional unit of measurement, generally used to describe something incredibly small or negligible in size.

(While bowling) Dang dude, I just missed that pin by a Brent's dick!

by DollfaceNelson March 6, 2019

Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019