Mon-Cock

A dick with its shaft pulled back to the point in which the head of the penis is pointing downards a little. This is formally known as a "mon". Hence "Mon-Cock".

That dudes got a Mon-cock

by Pin_dick37 July 4, 2018

Jock Cocking

When a group of males form in a circle and start masturbating then preform brutal anal fisting

Yoooo me and the boys are going Jock Cocking tonight bro! Wanna come?

by Jewish Bacon Sauce June 4, 2019

Runners Cock

When you have been running and you have a super sexy wife called Jess! It’s so hard not to want to have sex with her anyway but the running makes it worse

Hey Jess, help me out here I have runners cock

by Smartyboy1989 April 16, 2019

Da COCK

When your BABE want the cock they yell DA COCK

Did you just hear melly yell Da Cock she wants to get Dick Down what a SlUt.

by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019

pickle cock

1.When a man replaces his penis with a pickle.

2. A penis that is shaped like a pickle

Boy- “You like what you see?”
Girl- “Ew why do you have a pickle cock?”

by Picklecockmaster24 December 29, 2017

Smoke cock

Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.

Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?

Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.

by G1itter May 31, 2017

bum cock

When you've been having bareback anal sex and your penis has slight fecal residue.

"Ew man, you better wash off that bum cock before coming back to bed"

by BumCock July 8, 2016