Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015

blend your balls

Massaging a mans testicles sexually

I want to blend your balls until you scream with pleasure

by Slapjack February 27, 2015

sweet monkey balls

A expression to show general joy.

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!

by SupahNautical May 1, 2016

classy as balls

When you order a coke with 2 slices of lemon and a wedge of lime

Gur is classy as balls

by TopsyKretts1136 September 11, 2016

heaven's balls

A planet or moon

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry

by GlutBlast_Gangster1 September 3, 2016

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016