ass shaker

A Bitch that make you want to eat the butt

She shaking her ass so good I want to eat that Shit all up ass shaker

by koolcid92one11 June 29, 2014

ass news

(ass news) being fired, ect, being on the receiving end of bad news, (example) steve went in to the office today only to receive ass news. (the boss informed him that he was fired )

steve went in to the office today only to receive ass news. (the boss informed him that he was fired )

by Peewee123 July 10, 2014

Ass Kraken

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure

Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line

by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015

an ass diet

An ass diet is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. The increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract.

This procedure can result in weight loss.

An ass diet may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material or detritus from sexual activity adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity. An ass diet used before anal sex should not be used consistently and contents should be removed afterwards. Continual usage of an ass diet may be harmful for the anal cavity.

by enemamaster December 11, 2013

ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 15, 2015

dumb ass

Possessing less intelligence than the body part you sit on.
Easy to read and self explanatory; if you must inquire you are in significant danger of being one!

Shut the bathroom door when you take a shit you dumb ass!

by bemewsed March 27, 2015

ass snail

Slow moving turd that is reluctant to vacate your ass

Dude whats keeping Al?
He is taking a shit.
Bro tell him to hurry that ass snail along we have places to go!

by RudeAz April 18, 2015