Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

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A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.

A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts

by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019

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Red Solo Cup Party

When you walk into a local school function, and you can't help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.

Terry walked into his New Year's Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party.
Terry got brain in five minutes.

by RoflSalts88 March 20, 2023

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Red Rover

That's all they're doing with Elon.

Hym "Red Rover, Red Rover SEND ELON OVER! That's it! That's all they are ever going to do. So... You know, if you don't ALSO get JD we are going to have an Augustus Caesar situation."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

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Red Sea Caviar

It defines an act of oral-vaginal sexual contact between an actively menstruating woman and her partner whereby the partner slowly sucks and swallows the menses until he/she identifies the ovum, catches it between his/her teeth and savors it before consumption.

Playa, I paid 2000 dollars to sit in on a Red Sea high tide. Spent 3 hours fine tooth combing that oyster before hitting that Red Sea Caviar. Go gargle your poor-ass-50-dollars-a-gram Beluga shit.

by Dad's still gon' for smokes June 9, 2021

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