Bitch me a new tomorrow

To yell and/or conplain to someone for a period of time that leaves an emotional impact

My mother came in my room to bitch me a new tomorrow when she looked at my grades.

by i_eat_rocks_for_breakfast_ November 29, 2022

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

NEW WORD

*definition defining the word*

*a short conversation including the NEW WORD*

by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 13, 2024

New Orleans Hurricane

To pull off a New Orleans hurricane you will need at least three people. One person will take the head of a friend or colleague and hold it down in the hotel room toilet, also known as a swirly. While said swirly is happening, another friend or colleague will enter this person (usually a male) anally using either a foreign object or more likely their genitalia. This is not considered a pleasant experience for the person receiving the New Orleans Hurricane.

As soon as we got to the hotel, we gave Mikey a New Orleans Hurricane. He did not like it one bit!!!

by Howie Lichtersnatch July 13, 2021

The new kids

A term, specifically towards people that are apart of gen z, gen alpha, or the millennials. People who use this term are referring to the younger generations fashion, music, slang, pop culture, and more.

“What does ‘crashing out’ mean? Sorry, but I am not hip with the new kids”
“I don’t dress like the new kids”
“Never heard of this song before. I usually only listen to old music. I guess you could say that I’m not hip with the new kids”

by Oldiesmusicvintagelife December 9, 2024

In the new of the moon

(astronomy) During the time when the moon is in conjunction with the sun; during the new moon

Ooh, it looks like we're getting close to in the new of the moon

by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023

New Vooperis

New Vooperis is a Planet under Royal Council rule but ultimately under United Federation Jurisdiction. New Vooperis is a great place for tourism... And being sent to Hell by a goddess you tried to date... Did I mention its a good place for tourism?

People: New Vooperis is corrupt bring it down.

Government: if you hate us so much we can have you arranged to be hanged.

by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020