Jack

A guy with a dick so big he needs a hoodie for his cock and it will need to be in your mouth

Oh no Jacks coming his cock needs to be somewhere… but about our mouth…

by SuckMyDick69420JamesCharles November 21, 2021

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A God

Jack is the most powerful among the multiverse.

by AlterShannanigans July 16, 2021

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Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022

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Jack

The best boyfriend I could ask for. He makes me smile without even being near me. He thinks of others before himself. He loves Spider-Man (and hopefully his girlfriend Cam). He is sweet and caring. He's 5 foot 8 inches and is so handsome. I love him more than anyone in the world.

Jack is fucking awesome.
Jack kicks ass in kingdom hearts.

by h3arts4cam August 17, 2024

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Broghan.

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.

by Steenmachine December 24, 2021

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Jack

The most wonderful guy in the world. He's a literal angel, a literal light in the form of a human. He's a great person, a true gentleman, who has amazing jokes. He's adorable and sweet, and an overall really awesome person. We should all be very happy he exists, because he's the best person in the universe.

Jack is an angel.

by voreasseat February 13, 2022

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