Loner friends

Friends that can’t find any bf/gf so they just fuck each other

-Wanna be loner friends that fuck

- since we can’t find anyone else to sure

by Hellcat racer triangle man January 4, 2021

Friends

Something you need all your life

"Bruh have you seen lisa?"
"Who's lisa?"
"The chick with no friends"
"Who is she?"
"Its a he"

by notfrombasic December 9, 2015

Bunning friends

Friends that you only spend time with to bun together (smoke cannabis) because smoking can be a social activity, but you don't interact in other situations and your conversations revolve around nothing but drugs.

After I got sober, I realised most of my circle were just bunning friends and not real ones

by 345rtg3dd July 23, 2021

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

friend ghosting

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.

“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”

by shiftyshady May 3, 2018

Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later

My best friends had gay sex

by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024