i hate kids

Name: i hate kids Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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Kids that cry after getting hit when they started the fight first

Kid- *hits/slaps* "haha!!"
Other person- *hits/slaps back*

Kid- *balls their eyes out*
Other person- *this is why i hate kids*

by StaleGreenTaki August 2, 2023

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Minigames kid

THE most annoying type of kid that can EVER play Gorilla Tag, alongside toxic people and hackers. They just won't shut up about wanting to play minigames. They're so desperate they literally scream it at the top of their lungs!

some random ass kid: *screams at the top of their lungs* DO YOU WANNA PLAY MINIGAMES!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!?!?!??!!!?!!?!?!!??!??!??!!!?!!??!!??!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!!?!??!?!?!

everyone: omg minigames kid everyone leave the server *leaves the room*

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

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Kool kid Skiff

Skiff is gay

Danni: ''Have u seen Kool kid Skiff?''
Sasha: ''Who the fuck is that? I only heard of bozo"

by anonymous December 12, 2021

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Gay kid

One of the things the kids at school call you trying to offend you.

Like why the fuck should I care? You’re just stating the obvious, half the whole 6th (or if ur in a dif grade) grade knows. Why the fuck do you care about my sexuality? Like, I get more bitches than straight men. So fuck you. I’m not offended that you are calling me gay, homosexual, lesbian or anything like that. Like, did you just find out that I’m gay?

Bitch ass kids: “Your a gay kid!”
Me: “Okay, so?”
Me: “did you just find out or Smth? Most people know. You’re just stating the obvious.”
Bitch ass kids: “…”

by Yazzy👻 May 6, 2023

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