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Jack Sparrow

A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011
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Jack

pretty awesome guy who is so nice and funny and cute
im hanging out with jack!
not fair!!
by blacktrucklover May 23, 2024
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jacked

Thomas's footes arms and legs along with his pinner abs
Thomas foote is jacked and a sexy beast
by TheSwagTeam June 7, 2016
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Jack

With his Dark blonde hair, Brown eyes, and short height jack is the hottest guy you will find! He is very smart but also autistic and really bad at sports, as well as fat with a front and back gyatt. Still, you’re attracted to him and lucky if you know him
“Oh you know jack?”
“Yes he’s the nicest guy around!”
by skibidi king February 8, 2025
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jack

super gay and gross disguisting man super obese and lonley live's in his aunts basement gets rejected by every girl he liked.
eww it's jack
by wizro November 15, 2021
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Jack

A big fella who only drinks cruisers and never folds. Doesn’t associate with people who drink supercrisps
Big Jack Molenkamp had so many cruisers and he still didn’t fold
by Nignignig January 9, 2022
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National Jack Meuten Day

by Yuh101010 April 28, 2022
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