A turkey girl that lasted past Christmas, as unexpected and was still cuffed after Christmas Day. A Hanukkah Hoe is much better off without the a-hole she is dating at this point as his true colors have really shown but she is just too dumb to leave.
Hey, is Greg still with turkey girl?
Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.
Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.
by kendallcm December 28, 2016
A Gem Hoe is very similar to an Art Hoe however instead of their main interest being art its gems and crystals. they believe in healing powers and often believe in astrology.
by Some dojey bloke October 12, 2022
Hoe the Barbie is a whos life was dedicated to being a stripper and a hoe in general, used to comment on someone who acts like one.
Karly: Oh my god! Sadie you’re literally Hoe The Barbie!
Sadie: I know right girlie?! It’s such a good job!
Sadie: I know right girlie?! It’s such a good job!
by Spyr0lander January 09, 2023
by lauren hater 0919 July 28, 2021
slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.
Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.
Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"
buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"
buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 11, 2022
by Big Daddy Beef Cakes December 02, 2015
A song that an otherwise respectable female can claim as hers and use as an excuse to let loose her inner hoe for the entire duration of that particular song. When announcing 'this is my hoe song' when the particular song comes on, it is implied that the person you are for the next 2-3 minutes is in fact NOT the person you actually are, and any judgement from your sorroundings will thus be unjust.
by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020