j brown

j brown is the shortest chick any person has ever seen

j brown is 4 feet tall

by jaquefa Romdog March 27, 2017

brown-bag it

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down

Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*

by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

brown zebra

When you take a shit and half of it is brown and half is black/white

When a zebra rolls in shit

I just took a brown zebra!

Why do you have a brown zebra?

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

brown syrup

Where you take a funnel and shove it someone ass. Then pour syrup into the funnel while eating mexican food causing the person to shit the syrup out.

" lets make some brown syrup with my pancakes"

by Usememeel1 April 19, 2017

banana brown boat

A banana split made in a butt crack

I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat

by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017

Brown tipping

When you are about to poop your pants, and you feeling just starting to come out of your rear

I am rushing to pick up Sarah and get home because I am Brown tipping !

by jiggly pugin May 6, 2017

B-More brown

When you take a dump on a girls chest and season it with Old Bay.

Last night got crazy. I gave my girlfriend a B-More Brown and now I'm out of seasoning for my crabs

by Nattybomo April 19, 2018