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Friend 1: Penis

Friend 2: *Laughs until he no longer has lungs*
by Shrekfunni November 21, 2020
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Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022
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Penis retention

Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out
OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD
by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024
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Penis Power

The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.
This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.
by CraigCheddah74542 November 18, 2019
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Ferocious Penis Fart

A ferocious penis fart when a person is giving head and cum comes out as gas
I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop
by Dickens In your mother June 21, 2020
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penis slurper

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better
by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023
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Penis

The male sex organ, with two purposes:
-Sending sperm through sexual intercourse
-Urinating
by yahmo1390 November 26, 2023
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