monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag

get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!

by ContentStatic March 10, 2022

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Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish

Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS

by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021

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Monkey tail

The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail

Yo I pooped in this chick's mouth and she gave me a monkey tail

by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022

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My monkey

the best person in the whole entire universe.. This person gives you butterflies with every word they say, you love them with your whole entire heart and would do anything for them...

I love my monkey..

by BITCHASSYE April 3, 2021

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Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

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