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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.
I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.
by cum snake December 29, 2023
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Post cum tremble

Post Cum Tremble is the sensation of cumming, minutes after actually cumming!!! A tremor….an aftershock.
10 minutes after we fucked; my body started shaking like I was nutting again, but there wasn’t any cum, just the feeling of it…. Post Cum Tremble…. Like the aftershock of an earthquake, after the earthquake!!
by The Mirakuru August 10, 2024
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cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.
I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.
by midikurlips March 21, 2019
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tweety cum sandwich

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.
Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!
by CookieSlayer July 31, 2022
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Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi
I want some Jizz cum in my anus in ohio RIGHT NOW!
by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024
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CUM

why why? WHY?!?!?! WHY OH FUCKING WHY?!?!?!?!?!

WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THIS UP YOUR A FUCK BITCH
i guess i have to say what it is,

MOM WHAT IS CUM

CUM IS SOMETHING THAT COME OUT OF YOUR DICK SON
by yoloyman 2222 June 4, 2023
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