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non douche bag

One who despises douchebags. This person will typically try not to do anything he has seen a douche bag do.
I am a non douche bag because, I can't stand douche bags.
by caponet1 May 9, 2007
mugGet the non douche bagmug.

A tush grab-bag

A party with dim lights, disco balls, trance music and a whole lot of ass-grabbing.
Man, I am DEFINITELY going to that party. It's supposed to be a tush grab-bag.
by TortugaJay April 2, 2011
mugGet the A tush grab-bagmug.

duesch bag idiot

D.B.I. for short, a complete dumbass who only says and does things that totally piss you off and ruin your day. Every group of friends has at least one of these, yet somehow he or she remains part of the group, mostly becuase he or she is fun to laugh AT, not with.
Why did you bring patrick to the party? All he ever does is say dumbass shit all day! He is a complete duesch bag idiot!!
by matt square patchett July 25, 2008
mugGet the duesch bag idiotmug.

body bag syndrome

A condition in which one's entire body should be sealed in a body bag, so that others needn't suffer to see it. This affliction is a more serious version of Paper Bag Syndrome.
"So Gaby was leaning over in class today, and her boobs almost fell out, you should have seen it."
"What's wrong with you? She has some serious body bag syndrome. That girl needs to be bagged, tagged, and put on ice."
by Poobamaster December 4, 2007
mugGet the body bag syndromemug.

fuck bag

the formal definition for the bk lounge; determined one night whilst playing halo

the bk lounge not referring to Dane Cook
"Wtf, bk is such a fuck bag."
mugGet the fuck bagmug.

brown bag lunch

an event in which an individual is defecating in a porta-potty and another said person proceeds to tip the potty over causing a situation in which individual #1 is wallowing in his or her own excrement
I was taking a dump, when I felt a nasty thump. I felt the potty tip, and I was covered in shit. Needless to say, I wasn't hungry, but I got a brown bag lunch.
by Mountie April 7, 2003
mugGet the brown bag lunchmug.

dripping tea bag

when you squat above your girl and she takes your sack in her mouth as you jerk off on to her tits.
visualize the definition
by skip December 8, 2003
mugGet the dripping tea bagmug.

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