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The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
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Colt 1860 Army

The Colt 1860 Army revolver is one of Colt’s greatest products of the 19th century. This pistol was created to have a powerful punch but in a small size, and was liked by the US Military in the American Civil War. It was chambered in 44 Caliber which was common for the military at the time, even civilians bought this gun mostly after the war ended. A lot of frontiersmen used this on the journey West to Oregon or California, and lawmen carried these too. This was another step towards the Colt 45 we all know and love, and are great collectors items. However, they were discontinued during the 1870s but many are still out there.
The Colt 1860 Army was also an expensive gun to buy.
by MissouriHunter09 May 11, 2025
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Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend
by Georgesbored July 28, 2025
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