by spaghettieel August 15, 2019
A surrealist comedian with a legion of one-liners and non-sequiturs at his disposal. Best Known for his role of Alan Garner in the 2009 hit comedy, The Hangover. His stand-up often consists of Zach playing the piano while giving absurd one-liners and performing many characters, such as the Timid Pimp, the Forgetful Vegan, and the Gay Snake. He is very popular in the underground circuit of comedy, and often collaborates with Comedy duo, Tim and Eric.
Zach Galifianakis: "When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at a Chuck E. Cheese."
"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"
"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "
"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"
"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "
by N8n10e February 17, 2010
by Uglyfatfucker December 21, 2019
💩 "Zach And Cody"
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by Anonymous got January 03, 2019
ok zach quieroz
by iSawThePost February 09, 2019