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may god shit in your cereal

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.
Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.
by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007
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head in your hat

AYE girl lemme put my head in your hat i heard ya brim was tight
by Panda, Odle, Ant March 8, 2008
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stuff it in your nutsack

Similar to "up yours," this derogatory retort can be used to effectively end any argument.
Person A: "I think your mixtape sucks."
Person B: "Oh yeah? Well, you can stuff it in your nutsack."
Person A: "Snap."
by Ghan & Lisa December 27, 2008
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Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

Although I Agree with the previous definition, I would like to add a reference to the origin of the phrase.
The phrase itself became quite popular thanks to a Satiric TV show called Erez Nehederet (= Wonderful Country), In That show, we among other things followed up on a "Reality Show" called "Moskuna Project" talking about a family called the Moskunas that has to compete each other in order to remain part of that family. Every week, another member would be cast away from the family until only one is left as the true Moskuna.
In this show, every time the father was addressed by anyone his reply would always be "Leave me in your mother".
"Hey Dad, where are you?"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"

"Happy Birthday!!!!"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
by Shay S. July 21, 2008
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pickle in your pancake

Quite literally (British accent), a pickle in a pancake is most basically putting a pickle in one's pancake. No other gesture causes more disgrace...and bad breakfast.
Rafi to Evie: I will most certainly put my pickle in your pancake if my club sandwich doesn't come before your face.
by yoar mom's face July 4, 2008
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leave me in your mother

This expression probably originated from the Hebrew expression "swear in your mother!" which is used as an exclamation conveying disbelief or surprise.
What? You she was at the party too?! Swear in your mother!
by Oren Douek May 13, 2005
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ants in your vagina

americanised recent slang with similar meaning as "sand in the vagina".

one who has 'ants in the vagina' is one who complains about non-consequential stuff.
and/or
one who is being overly crabby and pissy.
"omg wtf it is so early, i cannot wake up, and i had bad dreams and it is cold and ...

"stop whining like a little girl, and let's finish loading the car ... and if you don't take care of the ants in your vagina, then i am dipping out and you'll be on your own.
by oliveralbq January 27, 2012
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