by Hawkwise September 01, 2023
A masturbator.
Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).
Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).
Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".
by Nikos Demeterius March 14, 2010
An ejaculation resulting from male masturbation. Derivied from 'yanking' (masturbastion) and 'doodle', offensive bodily fluid having left the body.
Between the hot nurses and the extensive porn collections, the fertility clinic had no problem getting male subjects to yankee doodle in a cup.
by Samuel Francisco September 20, 2018
Yankee Doodle: a derogatory and mocking term for a hillbilly.
Originally used by the British as a wartime song, "Yankee Doodle" was used to mock colonists, calling them what we'd call "dumb country bumpkins", "Doodle" meaning "foolish" and "Yankee" to describe the area they were from.
I use it as a derogatory term for a hillbilly that pisses me off. A real life example is: "Here I am, unable to get this job because some dumbass Yankee Doodle fuck is the manager's cousin."
To me, that's a war reference as well because if I'm pissed off that much, it means I'm fighting a battle. Considering where I live, the Yankee part fits too.
Originally used by the British as a wartime song, "Yankee Doodle" was used to mock colonists, calling them what we'd call "dumb country bumpkins", "Doodle" meaning "foolish" and "Yankee" to describe the area they were from.
I use it as a derogatory term for a hillbilly that pisses me off. A real life example is: "Here I am, unable to get this job because some dumbass Yankee Doodle fuck is the manager's cousin."
To me, that's a war reference as well because if I'm pissed off that much, it means I'm fighting a battle. Considering where I live, the Yankee part fits too.
"I don't know how this dumbass Yankee Doodle got the job when he damn sure isn't qualified."
Yankee Doodle: a derogatory and mocking term for a hillbilly.
Yankee Doodle: a derogatory and mocking term for a hillbilly.
by Willow Namtrah November 16, 2017
It's that guy who came to town riding on a small horse, stuck a feather in his hat and in a silly, and in a possibly ill informed manner named that feather after an Italian pasta dish.
Guy 1: "Yankee doodle came to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!"
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."
by OctopusProbably March 28, 2022
A sexual maneuver that can be performed by opposite or same sex couples. Sometimes this can also be performed in group sex scenarios.
A member of the party sticks their non-lubricated index finder into the anus of their sexual partner and calls it macaroni. After a few good pokes, and once there is an ample amount of shit on the index finger, you forcefully remove it (the Yankee) and finger paint with it on your partners back (the Doodle).
A member of the party sticks their non-lubricated index finder into the anus of their sexual partner and calls it macaroni. After a few good pokes, and once there is an ample amount of shit on the index finger, you forcefully remove it (the Yankee) and finger paint with it on your partners back (the Doodle).
by PartyInTheBack...door April 05, 2021
A person from the American desert west with an accent can be mistaken for that of the northern Midwest or generic New England.
by Southern Lexicon November 06, 2017