Irish welfare

Getting a job on the police force or fire department.

Hey Seamus, have you seen Sean around? No, he's on Irish welfare and is works mid-nights.

by Ed Boron September 27, 2018

Welfare Whore

Nerdy white guys that whack three times a day or more and are obsessed with romans.

Guy is a welfare whore.

by Fluffy March 3, 2003

Welfare-Core

Originating in SE Iowa it's a brand of heavy metal whose band members, rather than having the traditional day jobs,live on welfare to support themselves.

man, that welfare-core band was awesome, I wonder if they accept food stamps for their merch?

by Bigmeat Thunderballs September 11, 2013

welfare joy ride

when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age

when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.

by Sexydimma October 21, 2016

Welfare

Minorities coming from Africa and the Middle East would often travel to Europe and the Americas to get free money and food stamps through welfare.

Germany: Hey, Europe! Accept some Africans into your countries to give them welfare.

All of Europe: Ok

**1 Year Later**

All of Europe: The migrants took all of your money through welfare!

by gagaoreo March 24, 2018

Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.

* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them

by GetRektPussyBoi April 5, 2021

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005