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Verizon

When you either receive head or jack your meat then bust in the females ears and ask her " can you hear me now "
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by The guy that invented this mov February 4, 2010
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Verizon

Verizon Verizon Communications Inc. (NYSE:VZ), parent company to Verizon Wireless (the number 2 cell phone provider in the United States) is one of the largest communication companies in the world. Founded in 2000 following the merger of Bell Atlantic Corp. and GTE Corp. Verizon has quickly become one of the world’s largest communications companies. Headquartered in New York, Verizon does over $71 billion in revenue, annually.
Note:
+ Recently merged with MCI
+ Number 2 cell phone service provider (in number of clients) behind Cingular Wireless, Inc. (As off 11/1/2005)
+ Has the largest, most reliable wireless network in the United States
I love Verizon, there the best!
by dKell July 24, 2008
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going vertical

I think he is going vertical... the fall was the last straw..
by senna_ananth April 19, 2014
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Lil Uzi Vert

A rapper that sold his soul so he can be famous and rich he worships the devil and when he turns 27 he will die because he is in the 27 club.
Lil Uzi Vert ''At age 27 i will leave this earth for this man right here''
by Antonio R December 10, 2020
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Verizon

A large and dependable cell phone company. They hold the largest network. Currently in an advertisement war with AT&T, another very large cell phone company. Verizon would currently have nearly every person in the USA committed to them if they supported the iPhone. However, different versions of the new "Droid" are beginning to challenge this.
Person 1: Man, did you see that John just switched to Verizon?

Person 2: Yeah, I know. He gets better coverage in my cellar than my AT&T phone gets in my bedroom.

Person 1: It is very trusty. Only problem is that he can't get the iPhone. But still, that droid is just as nice.
by the Used and the Ravens March 22, 2010
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Verizon FiOS

A fun place that opened up during the summer in Massapequa Park a town in Long Island. If you were a kid between the ages of 10 to 17, you were there. Basically it was a way for people to test out Verizon FiOS, a high speed internet connection. A couple of kids from Berner Middle School got banned from the place for leaving a huge pile of bikes on the sidewalk. A lot of the rebellious punks and wiggers hung out there. It lasted the whole summer but it had to close down eventually; it was only supposed to show people what Verizon FiOS can do.
Oh, I'm so bored. I'm too lazy to go on Myspace at home so i'll just go to that Verizon FiOS place in the village and go on there.
by CheezNapkin August 1, 2008
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Vert

A slut, ho, jumpoff, etc.

Because a jumpoff is a slut, a "vert" is the slang for a basketball player's vertical jump.
Yo, that chick is a vert. She was with three of my mans.
by Jahnelle May 9, 2006
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